Joke: Getting Married in Heaven
They walk up to God and ask to be married. "Give me some time," Says God, "and I’ll get back to you. This is quite extraordinary." Four years pass, and after the couple waited patiently, God finally tells the man and woman that he can have them married.
This Joke Starts With a Millionaire Marrying a Young Bride
A 60-year-old millionaire was getting married and threw a big wedding reception. The big day arrived, and he got married to his stunning 23-year-old bride in the vast garden of his 50,000-square-foot mansion.
Hilarious: The Difference Before and After Being Married
However, once we are married, that thrill does dip - let's be honest about it! The hilarious joke below makes this truth perfectly clear! Husband: At last! I can hardly wait! Wife: Do you want me to leave? Husband: No! Don't even think that. Wife: Do you love me? Husband: Of course!
These Couples Have Been Married For Over 50 Years
They have been married ever since 1958 and live together in Medina, Ohio. 2. Tim and Allana O'Shea Tim, 71, and Allana, 70 will have been married for 50 years in March 2018, but things almost didn’t turn out quite like they did.
Hilarious Joke: There Are Many Technicalities When Getting Married
A couple arrived at town hall seconds before closing time, and caught a judge just as he was about to leave, and asked him to marry them. He asked if they had a license and, when they said they didn't, He sent them off to get one.
These 11 Text Conversations Perfectly Sum Up Married Life
Anyone who's had the fortune to be married knows that the dynamic between a couple is a gentle dance at times and a cold war at others. While it is important to remember the loving moments and cherish them, sometimes it’s the difficult moments that prove most memorable.
Wife Makes Hilariously Accurate Comics About Married Life!
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Every Married Couple Needs to Hear 'The Man Song'
Every married couple alive will be able to relate to this hilarious song! Watch the legendary Milton singing 'The Man Song' by Sean Morey in the video below. We couldn't stop laughing whilst listening to it, and neither will you!
WATCH: 65-Year-Old Man Marries 12-Year-Old Girl Experiment
What would you do if you saw a 65-year-old man getting married to a 12-year-old girl? In some parts of the world, this actually happens, which is precisely what this social experiment was designed to bring awareness to.
Joke: Why Does My Wife Always Yell At Me At Night?
Two married friends are out drinking one night, when one turns to the other and says, "You know I don't know what else to do. Whenever I go home after we've been out drinking, I turn the headlights off before I get to the driveway. I shut off the engine and coast into the garage.
Have You Heard This One? A Mistress, a Fiance and a Wife...
Three women: one engaged, one married and one a mistress, were chatting about their relationships and decided they needed to spice up their love lives. All three agreed to wear black leather bras, stiletto heels and a mask over their eyes that evening with their respective lovers.
Funny: Do You Know the Alphabet of Marital Compliments?
After being married for 25 years, a wife asked her husband to describe her. He looked at her carefully, then said, "You are A, B, C, D, E, F, G, H, I, J, K. " " What does that mean? " she asked suspiciously.
7 Relationship Tips from a Happily Married Couple of 45 Years
My parents have been married for 45 years and thanks to their long time together, they’ve discovered some secrets to a happy and long-lasting relationship like theirs.
When Husbands Behave Badly, It's Both Funny and Annoying
When Husbands Come Down With a Bout of Silliness funny, wife, husband, jokes, silly, baba recommends, married Married women will be able to related to these. You ask your husband to do one simply thing, and they take it as an excuse to goof off. See 10 hilarious pics.
Why Waste Money? You Can Do All These Cool Things for Free
Whether you’re single or married, dating can be very important. You always want to show your mate a good time, but are wary that doing the things you want to will cost an awful lot of money.
This Joke Starts With a Dad & Son Walking Into a Drugstore
"Those are for married men. One for January, one for February, one for March..." Scroll below for more funny jokes! "Who Are Those For, Dad?"
If You're a Married Man, This Song Has Some Advice For You
Timothy Aaron Hawkins is a Christian comedian, singer, and songwriter, best known for parodying popular songs, along with stand-up material based on parenting, marriage, and homeschooling. In this ..
Hilarious: Mr. Psychiatrist, What Am I Doing Wrong?
The Psychiatrist and the Angry Girlfriend funny, hilarious, joke, humor, cheating, couple, married, affair, psychiatrist A man is at a loss as to why his love life has turned dysfunctional. As a result, he turns to a psychiatrist to get to the bottom of his issues...
Couples Will Totally Relate to These Funny Cartoons!
Content and image source 12 Funny Comic Strips That Couples Will Relate to funny, hilarious, joke, humor, comics, couple, couples, married, strips Being coupled up can be a wonderful thing, but there's no denying that relationships have their ups and downs. Here are 12 funny cartoons about couples.
Funny Joke: Giving an Honest Opinion
funny, joke, age, young, old man, old woman, married Some people grow old gracefully, while others fight and scratch the whole way...
This Joke Starts With a Man and a Woman Fast Asleep...
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Hilarious: My Wife Just Won't Leave Me Alone
Not Today, Honey funny, hilarious, joke, rude, humor, wife, husband, couple, dirty, married, argument This attorney has a wife that just doesn't know when to be quiet. Sadly for him, she's on one on a day that he really needs some peace and quiet...
Funny! What Is the REAL Meaning of Marriage?
So, if you want a good laugh, have a look at these 9 comics, which make clear what the true meaning of married life really is...I know, believe me!
The Joys of Marriage! Hilarious Memes We Can Relate To
Below are some of the most stereotypical and over the top internet's funny jokes about married life that will either prepare you for married life or show you there are more couples out there suffering just as much as you are.