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Oh Madam, It Was Just a Little Switcheroo (Funny Joke)

A man who just died is delivered to the mortuary wearing an expensive, expertly tailored black suit. The mortician asks the deceased's wife how she would like the body dressed. He points out that t..

Funny Joke: I Need to Explain To You What That Is, Madam

A middle-aged woman seemed sheepish as she visited her gynecologist. "Come now," coaxed the doctor, "you've been seeing me for years! There's nothing you can't tell me." "This one's kind of strange..

Take a Walk Among 11 of London's Greatest Sights

Madame Tussauds Museum Indeed, it is a fact that Madame Tussauds has expanded its chain of museums across major European cities like Amsterdam, Berlin, and Paris. However, the primary and largest branch of this renowned tourist attraction is situated right here in central London.

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Young in Body and Soul: the Story of 77-Year Old Ballerina

Most ballet dancers retire in their 20's, but Madame Suzelle Poole, a 77-year-old British ballet instructor is nothing like most ballet dancers and continues to teach and inspire her own students every day. Hear Madame Poole's incredible life story and career in this truly inspiring video.

This Joke Starts With a Conscientious Punter At a Brothel

When he got to the first one, he asked the madame, "Is this a union house?" "No, I'm sorry, it isn't." "Well, if I pay you $100, what cut do the girls get?" "The house gets $80 and the girls get $20."

Joke: The Brothel Union

When he got to the first one, he asked the madame, "Is this a union house?" "No, I'm sorry, it isn't." "Well, if I pay you $100, what cut do the girls get?" "The house gets $80 and the girls get $20."

Hilarious: Why Are All These People Having Relations Outside?

asked the madam. "Nah. I’m good thanks,” he replied, “but I was just wondering what the heck is going on out here on the lawn.” "Oh, we're having a yard sale today," said the madam. Images by Deposit Photos . Scroll below for more funny jokes!

Sometimes, a Prostitute Just Won't Do (Hilarious Joke)

When they arrived, the madam took one look at them and decided she wasn't going to waste any of her girls on these two old men. She used "blow-up" dolls instead. She put the dolls in each man's room and left them to their business.

A Man Visits a Brothel With Ulterior Motives (Funny)

The madam opened the brothel door to see a rather dignified, well-dressed good-looking man in his late 40s or early 50s. "Can I help you?" she asked. "I want to see Natalie," the man replied. "Sir, Natalie is one of our most expensive ladies. Perhaps you would prefer someone else," said the madam.

Joke: The Maid and the Wife

"Well, madam, there are tree reasons why I should. The 1st is that I do iron better than you." Wife: “Who said you iron better than me?” Anna: “ Your husband he say so. ” Wife: “Oh yeah?

Hilarious: This Maid Can Teach You Something...

"Well, madam, there are tree reasons why I should. The 1st is that I do iron better than you." Wife: “Who said you iron better than me?” Anna: “ Your husband he say so. ” Wife: “Oh yeah?

Hahaha! These 3 Parrot Jokes Will Ruffle Your Feathers

The bird looked around the room, then at her, and said, "New house, new madam." The woman was a bit shocked at the implication, but then thought "that's not so bad." [related_articles] When her two teenage daughters returned from school.

Joke: The Old Lady and the Bank CEO

Bank president: "How can I help you, madam?" She (Old Lady): "I would like to open a new account and deposit this money." He: "How much money do you like to deposit?" She: "$180,000 Please." (Started dumping the whole amount on his table) The bank president was a bit surprised.

This Joke Starts With Door-to-door Research Being Done

Excuse Me, Madam, But Do You Use This Jelly? funny, hilarious, joke, humor, wife, husband, research, product, petroleum jelly, door to door A man is doing door-to-door research on behalf of a petroleum jelly manufacturer when he a very beautiful housewife opens up her front door for him...

11 Unique Museums to Visit in the City of Prague

The Garvin Wax Museum Just like the renowned Madame Tussauds, the Garvin Museum features lifelike wax figures that bear an uncanny resemblance to the individuals they portray.

The Beauty of Female Portraits Through the Centuries

Abington Sir Joshua Reynolds 0:44 Charlotte-Aglae d'Orleans, Duchesse de Modene Pierre Gobert (1622-1744) 0:46 Portrait of Suzanna Huygens Casper Netscher (1639-1684) 0:48 The Marquise de Seignelay and Two of her Children Pierre Mignard (1612-1695) 0:50 Madame Victoire de France Jean-Marc Nattier (1685