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Hilarious: The Best of Little Johnny Jokes!

Little Johnny's Mom Has Issues Little Johnny's mother was trying hard to get the ketchup to come out of the bottle. During her struggle, the phone rang so she asked four-year-old Johnny to answer the phone. Little Johnny ran out into the living room and answered the phone.

Joke: Little Johnny and the Bullies

Little Johnny is always being teased by the other neighborhood boys for being stupid. Their favorite joke is to offer Johnny his choice between a nickel and a dime and Little Johnny always takes the nickel.

Joke: Little Johnny's Dad

Little Johnny was in class and the teacher announced that they were going to try something different to help everyone get to know each other a little better and to help with their spelling.

Joke: Little Johnny and the Hammer

Little Johnny comes downstairs crying. His mother asked, "What’s the matter little Johnny?" "Dad was hanging pictures, and just hit his thumb bang on with the hammer," said little Johnny through his tears. His mother was touched by the boy's sensitivity but didn't like seeing him cry.

Joke: The Teacher vs. Little Johnny

Little Johnny's hand shot up, but he was ignored. The teacher knew him to be a troublemaker. "It's a plum miss," said a girl. "No." Said the teacher with a smile. "it's an apple, but I like the way you think! The next one is oval-shaped and green."

Joke: Little Johnny and the Alligator

Content Joke: Little Johnny and the Alligator joke When Johnny is sent down to the water hole in order to fetch some water, little did he know that he would come across an alligator...

Joke: Little Johnny Counts to 10!

The teacher asks little Johnny if he knows his numbers. "Yes," he says. "My daddy taught me." "Can you tell me what comes after three?" "Four," answers little Johnny. "What comes after six?" "Seven," answers little Johnny. "Very good," says the teacher. "Your father did a very fine job.

Joke: Little Johnny Buys a Horse

Content Joke: Little Johnny Buys a Horse joke Little Johnny attended a horse auction with his father.

Joke: Little Johnny and the History Exam

Johnson pulled Johnny over to his desk after a test, and said, "Johnny I have a feeling that you have been cheating on your tests." Johnny was astounded and asked Mr. Johnson to prove it. "Well," said Mr. Johnson, "I was looking over your test and the question was, 'Who was our first president?'

Joke: Little Johnny Goes to the Zoo

Content Joke: Little Johnny's Dad joke Little Johnny wanted to go to the zoo and pestered his parents for days.

Joke: Little Johnny's Funny Face

Content Joke: Little Johnny And the Warning joke Finding one of her students making faces at others on the playground...

Joke: Little Johnny Goes to the Zoo

Content Joke: Little Johnny Goes to the Zoo joke Little Johnny wanted to go to the zoo and pestered his parents for days...

Little Johnny Joke: Going to the Nudist Beach

When Little Johnny is even smaller, he goes with his parents to the nudist beach. He is playing with sand and creates castles or swims in the water. After 30 minutes he comes back to his mom and asks: “Mom, Mom, why do all the women have different sized breasts?”

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Joke: Little Johnny is Asked About Jesus

Little Johnny said, "He has a red pickup truck but he doesn't know how to drive it." Curious, the teacher asked, "And where did you learn that, Johnny?" "From my Daddy," said Johnny.

Joke: Little Johnny and the Baby

Joke: Little Johnny and the Baby funny, joke A country doctor went way out to the boondocks to deliver a baby.  It was so far out, there was no electricity. When the doctor arrived, no one was home except for the laboring mother and her 5-year-old child.

Joke: Little Johnny Goes to the Principal's Office

The teacher in Johnny's school asked the class what their mothers did for a living. One little girl said her mother was a doctor, another said her mother was an engineer. When it was Little Johnny's turn, he stood up and said: "My mom's a streetwalker."

Joke: Little Johnny and the English Teacher

Content Joke: Little Johnny is Fascinated! joke The teacher asked the class to use the word “fascinate” in a sentence...

Joke: Little Johnny Gives an Answer...

Content Joke: Little Johnny and the Psych Question joke A new teacher was trying to make use of her psychology courses.

Funny: Johnny's Answer Catches His Teacher By Surprise

The teacher in Johnny's school asked the class what their mothers did for a living. One little girl said her mother was a doctor, another said her mother was an engineer. When it was Little Johnny's turn, he stood up and said: "My mom's a streetwalker."

Joke: Little Johnny and the Sunday School Teacher

Little Johnny: Hallowed! Sunday School Teacher: Hallowed? How did you get that as an answer? Little Johnny It’s in the Lord’s Prayer: Our Father who art in heaven, Hallowed be thy name....