Joke: The Weird Letter
One day, a letter came addressed in a shaky handwriting to God with no address. He thought he should open it to see what it was about. The letter read: "Dear God, I am an 83-year-old widow, living on a very small pension. Yesterday someone stole my purse.
She Left This Letter Before She Died, It Was Heartbreaking
A letter. (Look at the bottom for a transcript.) Going through her belongings, her parents found a letter Taylor wrote to her future self among letters written to others. It was supposed to stay closed until 2023, when she was 25, but her parents decided to open it.
This Father's Letter to His Girl is So Heart Warming!
This beautiful letter came from the heart. And like its point of origin, so is its target, hitting my own heart and bringing tears to my eyes. This is what every girl should know about her father, and I'm glad this one has it in writing!
This Mother's Letter to Her Daughter Touched Me Deeply
This letter offers a heart-wrenching perspective for when 'the day' arrives, detailing the many patient moments that this mother had with her child when she was younger - the repeated stories, the forgotten details, the minor inconveniences.
Hilarious: Social Security Never Got a Letter Like This
Sincerely yours, Charles Wright The Most Outrageous Social Security Letter Ever funny, joke, humor, letter, social security When social security received this letter from a certain Colin, they concurred that it was the most outrageous (and hilarious) letter they had ever been sent.
Joke: The Disturbing Letter
One day, the Italian brother sends the American one a letter: “I am so sorry to say that your cat had been strolling on the roof and fell off, he did not survive.” The American brother sends a letter back: “You almost gave me a heart attack!
Joke: The Two Letters
While he was there he received a "Dear John" letter from his girlfriend. In the letter, she explained that she had slept with two guys while he had been gone and she wanted to break up with him. To add injury to insult, she said she wanted back the picture of herself that she had given him.
These Kids' Christmas Letters Will Make You Chuckle!
He has to trawl through millions of letters each year with the vast majority of them being boring and formulaic with the kid asking for some kind of gaming console. However, from time to time, there are tiny nuggets of genius or hilarity that will surely make the jolly old man crack a smile.
These Beautiful Child Letters to God Are Funny and Beautiful
You're gonna get plenty of that here, as you read this hilarious kids' letter to the almighty! [related_articles] Adorable and Hilarious Kids' Letters to God cute, photos, funny, hilarious, children, kids, adorable The letters these kids write are astounding.
Can You Beat Our Missing Letters English Test?
This quiz asks you to do one simple thing - pick the letters missing from the words shown to you. So dive right in. The average score is 10 out 15 - We challenge you to get all 15 right! QUIZ: Fill in the Missing Letters!
Few Letters In Motoring Are More Evocative Than "AMG"...
For someone that really loves their cars, the letters AMG conjure up images of elegant Mercedes-Benz saloons with crazy V8 or V12 engines hiding under the bonnet. Nevertheless, it’s surprising to any enthusiast to think that Mercedes’ high performance division has been around for 50 years.
QUIZ: Can You Beat Our Missing Letters English Test?
Content Can You Beat Our Missing Letters English Test? quiz Dive right in and let's find out how well you remember these English words.
Joke: Dad, I Need Money
A college student wrote a letter home: Dear folks, I feel miserable because I have to keep writing for money. I feel ashamed and unhappy. I have to ask for another hundred, but every cell in my body rebels. I beg on bended knee that you forgive me. Your son, Marvin P.S.
This Joke Starts With a Man Working At the Post Office
This Joke Starts With a College Student Writing to His Dad
Hilarious: The "Apartment" Wasn't to My Liking, Miss!
When she wrote him a letter asking why he didn’t pay full price, he wrote her a memo saying: "Dear lady, I am including a check for $250 for your rent. I am not sending you the sum we previously agreed on, as before I rented the apartment I was given the impression that: 1.
Hilarious: When a Spot of Generosity Goes Unappreciated
One day a letter came to his desk, addressed, in shaky handwriting, to God. He thought, "I better open this one and see what it's all about." So he opened it and it read: "Dear God, I am an 83-year-old widow living on a very small pension. Yesterday someone stole my purse.
Funny: This Old Man Sent a Great Letter to the Army...
When one pensioner's military application gets rejected on the grounds of being too old, he gets really, really mad! He comes up with a million hilarious reasons why older guys make much better sol..
To the Irreplaceable Woman Whom I Love Most of All
This letter is dedicated to all women who may not be aware of their worth. And, being a woman myself, I know that many women in the world feel 'unworthy'.
Great Joke: The Postman Doesn't Just Deliver Letters
One Monday morning, a postman was walking through a neighborhood on his usual route delivering the mail. As he approached one of the homes, he noticed that both cars were still in the driveway. His..
Joke: The Australian Outback Army Recruit
An Army Recruit from the Australian outback sends a letter home: 'Dear Mum & Dad, I am well. Hope you are too. Tell me big brothers Doug and Phil that the Army is better than workin’ on the farm - tell them to get in quick smart before the jobs are all gone!
This Joke Begins with a Freshly Made Bed.....
With the worst premonition, he opened the envelope and read the letter with trembling hands: "Dear Dad, It is with great regret and sorrow that I'm writing to you. I had to elope with my new girlfriend because I wanted to avoid a scene with you and mom. I've found real passion with Stacy.
Joke: A Bored Husband in Target
Yesterday my dear wife received the following letter from the local Target: "Dear Mrs. Harris, Over the past six months, your husband has caused quite a commotion in our store. We cannot tolerate this behavior and have been forced to ban both of you from the store.
This Lost WWII Postcard Is a Moving Glimpse Into History
I will write a letter to you all when I get half a chance so will you hold on a bit? I have 19 weeks here yet. Give my love to everyone. Love, Bill."