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Hilarious: He's a Lucky Old Man... Or Is He?

Between his sobs and sniffles, he answers, "You don't understand, every morning before she goes to work, we make love. At lunch time, she comes home and we make love again, and then she makes my favorite meal.

Joke: She Still Likes to Have a Drink

The bartender gave her the drink, and she said, "I'm on this cruise to celebrate my 80th birthday, and it's today." The bartender said, "Well, since it's your birthday, this one's on me." As the lady finished her drink, a woman, to her right, said, "I'd like to buy you a drink, too."

Hilarious! Will She Be 10th Time Lucky in Love?

On their wedding night, she told her new husband, "Please be gentle, I'm still a virgin." "What??" said the puzzled groom. "How can that be if you've been married ten times?" "Well, Husband #1 was a sales representative: he kept telling me how great it was going to be.

Funny Joke: The Strangest Client She Ever Helped...

He can see from her nameplate that her name is Patricia Whack. "Miss Whack, I'd like to get a $30,000 loan to take a holiday." Patty looks at the frog in disbelief and asks his name. The frog says his name is Kermit Jagger, his dad is Mick Jagger, and that it's okay, he knows the bank manager.

Have You Heard This One? She's Got a Problem...

So he called her doctor to make an appointment to have her hearing checked. The doctor said he could see her in two weeks, but meanwhile, suggested a simple, informal test the husband could do to give the doctor some idea of the dimensions of the problem. "Here's what you do.

Who On Earth Does He Think He Is? (Hilarious Joke)

He reasons that once he finds work, he will impress the boss so much that everything will be forgiven. After a successful initial interview at the Encyclopedia of American History, he is called back to meet the sales manager. "You say you have experience selling books?" "Lots of it," replies Jim.

This Joke Starts With a Wife Deciding That She Looks Old

"You know love," she says, "I look in the mirror and I see an old woman. My face is all wrinkled, my boobs are barely above my waist and my bum is hanging out a mile. I've got fat legs and my arms are all flabby."

Cheeky Joke: She Ran Out of Petrol

Content Joke: The Dog is Out of Petrol joke A little girl wants to take her dog for a walk, so she asks her mother whether she can take Lulu for a walk around the block.

Today's Joke: He Will Never Forget...

He replies, "To the kitchen." She asks, "Will you get me a bowl of ice cream?" He replies, "Sure." She then asks him, "Don't you think you should write it down so you can remember it?" He says, "No, I can remember that." She then says, "Well, I also would like some strawberries on top.

Hilarious: This Old Lady Knows What She Wants!

They couldn't do the work while he waited, and so, since he didn't live far from the shop, he decided to walk home. On the way home, he stopped at the hardware store and bought a bucket and an anvil. He stopped at the feed store/ livestock dealer and picked up a couple of chickens and a goose.

Great Joke: She Truly Knows What Men Want...

Hanging on weakly to a piece of the mast, he manages to survive and gets washed up on an unknown island.

Oops! She Didn't Really Think That Through (Rude)

She figured she would break him out of the crazy habit. So one night, while they were in the middle of a romantic session, she turned on the lights. She looked down and saw her husband was holding a specially made pleasure device. She got very angry. "You impotent bastard!" she screamed at him.