George Carlin Had a Funny Way of Telling the Truth!
George Carlin enjoyed a successful 30-year-career of making people howl with laughter, and is known by many as the grandfather of stand up comedy. He was also voted the best comedian in history by his fellow comedians. 1. Don't sweat the petty things and don't pet the sweaty things. 2.
Joke: The George and Dragon
The only place with rooms available was a quaint English pub, The George and Dragon, which had a lovingly painted sign of a Knight beside a defeated dragon blowing in the evening breeze.
Classic Comedy: About the Importance of Stuff
George Carlin is known as one of the fathers of modern stand up performances. He was a fiercely intelligent man whose comedic routines weren't only incredibly funny but always held a few points of thought and philosophy that stimulated our brain while tickling our sense of humor.
The Legendary George Burns - Being 18 Again
George Burns sings “ I Wish I Was Eighteen Again ” like only the legendary entertainer can. George lived to be one hundred years old before unfortunately passing away in 1996.
These Quotes By George Orwell Will Make You Stop and Think
George Orwell, an English novelist, essayist, journalist, and critic was a man of strong opinions, who wrote about major topics related to the political views and movements of his times.
9 Nostalgic Comedy Sketches That'll Get You Laughing!
The selection below includes nine hilarious classic comedy sketches by famous comedians such as Benny Hill, George Carlin, Rowan Atkinson and many more. So just choose one you think will make you laugh and then come back for another! 9 Hilarious Nostalgic Comedy Sketches!
Lightning Can Be Scary, But Also Beautiful...
Domestic electricity. “ Electricity is really just organized lightning ” George Carlin Captured lightning over Hermosillo, Mexico. According to Greek mythology, the lightning was sent by Zeus, king and father of the gods of Olympus. They were his chosen weapon and all the other gods feared them.
Joke: Doctor, How Can I Prolong My Life?
George goes to the doctor after getting some very bad news about his condition. Doctor: "Unfortunately sir, you have only 1 week to live." George: "Doctor, what on Earth are you saying?”, clearly shocked. “What can I do to live at least a little longer?
See the Transformation of a Fresh-Faced Man Into a Soldier
Photographer Jack Delano was tasked with capturing a young American man, George Camblair, transforming from a regular US citizen into a battle-ready soldier. These photos depict his striking transformation: George leaves home. [related_articles] Waiting for the train with other recruits.
Joke: The Old Switcheroo...
George came home from University in tears. "Mom, am I adopted?" "No of course not!", replied his mother. "Why would you think such a thing?" George showed her his genealogy DNA test results. No match for any of his relatives, and strong matches for a family who lived the other side of the city.
This Joke Begins With a Camping Trip...
No one wanted to room with George, because he snored so badly. They decided it wasn't fair to make one of them stay with him the whole time, so they voted to take turns. The first guy roomed with George and comes to breakfast the next morning with his hair a mess and his eyes all bloodshot.
Troja the Dog Looks Right at Home in Norway's Wilderness!
George, a Norwegian man, owns Troja, an Irish setter that accompanies him on his long hikes through the wilderness of his beautiful country.
Joke: God And I Have a Special Relationship!
90-year-old George went for his annual physical. All of his tests came back with normal results. Dr. Darns said, "George, everything looks great physically. How are you doing mentally and emotionally? Are you at peace with yourself, and do you have a good relationship with your God?"
Look Back at These Iconic Royal Wedding Photos
Prince Edward (to be King Edward VII) and Princess Alexandra of Denmark at St George's Chapel, Windsor Castle, March 10, 1863 3. Princess Helena (daughter of Queen Victoria) and Prince Christian of Schleswig-Holstein-Sonderburg-Augustenburg at St George's Chapel, Windsor Castle, July 5, 1866 4.
WATCH: A 1960s Classic Reimagined By Iconic Performers
'While my Guitar Gently Weeps' is a 60s classic written by George Harrison and first recorded by the Beatles in 1968, for their eponymous double album also known as 'The White Album'. The original also features lead guitar by Eric Clapton.
A Guitar Player Despite All - Amazing and Inspiring!
George is an extremely gifted artist. He sits first chair in the cello section of his orchestra class at Oak Knoll Middle School in Hanover, Virginia, despite the fact that he was born without arms and hands. He is an unstoppable force with an immovable spirit.
Now That's Craftsmanship - Beautiful!
In their little workshop, Dennis Nilsen and George Worthington work on the beautiful wooden carvings you are about to see. In their amazing skill, they create objects of such beauty, that it is hard indeed to recall that this was made by hand.
This Joke Begins With 3 Irate Golfers...
Priest : Hi George. Say George, what's with that group ahead of us? They're rather slow aren't they? George : Oh yes. That's a group of blind firefighters. They lost their sight while saving our clubhouse last year. So we let them play here anytime free of charge! (silence) Priest : That's so sad.
Hilarious: The Perfect Send Off!
It was George the Mailman’s last day. As he did his final rounds he reached the door of the first house and was greeted by an elderly couple who gave him a gift certificate.
Quiz: How Much Do You Know About the American Revolution?
Thomas Jefferson John Adams George Washington George Orwell The King of England at the time was... King George the III King Henry the IX King James the III Queen Elizabeth the I How many Americans died as a result of this war?
QUIZ: Which Founding Father Were You in a Past Life?
Do you think you were the great George Washington, the confident Thomas Jefferson, or perhaps someone else? Take this personality quiz and find out! What would you use to write your treaty with? A quill A typewriter A pencil An actual feather Have you ever cheated on a partner?
The Costanza Guide for Avoiding Work!
Kramer, George, Elaine and of course Jerry himself. Of these four, there is no doubt that the most lazy and cunning person was George Costanza, who put more effort into avoiding work than he did actually working!
Have You Heard This One? On the Merits of Honesty...
Then he thought a moment and said, "Dad, I read in school today that George Washington chopped down a cherry tree and didn't get into trouble because he told the truth." The dad replied, "Well, son, George Washington's father wasn't in the cherry tree." Scroll below for more funny jokes!
Amsterdam 100 Years Ago: Incredible Old Photos!
George Hendrik Breitner was a leading Dutch impressionist artist, who was known for frequently sketching everyday scenes on the streets of Amsterdam, alongside his friend and fellow artist, Vincent Van Gogh.