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Joke: His Last Wishes...

Joke: His Last Wishes... funny, joke, slacker A good wife carries out the final wishes of her husband...

Joke: The Genie, the Waterfall and Their Last Wish

He cannot prevent their inevitable deaths, but he can grant each man one wish before he dies. The American steps up first. "I love my country. Before I die I want to sing my national anthem one last time. The full version. Give my friends lyrics sheets, so they can join in.

Joke: This Is What $100,000 on a Funeral Will Get You

When a man puts $100,000 away on a funeral, his wife ensures that it is spent in the most elaborate way... For more original BabaMail videos click here. Hilarious Joke! The Memorial funny, hilarious, joke, rumble, the memorial A man puts $100,000 away for his funeral.

Joke: Fred's Last Important Note

His friend lovingly handed him a pen and a piece of paper, and Ol' Fred used his last bit of energy to scribble a note, then immediately after, died.

Joke: This Englishman's Wishes

On the day of their punishment the Sheikh who was going to whip them announced: "It's my wife's birthday today, and she has asked me to allow each of you one wish before your whipping." The German was first in line, he thought for a while and then said: "Please tie a pillow to my back."

This Joke Begins At a New York Contractor's Funeral

Scroll below for more funny jokes! A Widow Receives a Generous Inheritance funny, hilarious, joke, humor, money, accident, funeral, widow, contractor, inheritance A Staten Island contractor went to meet his maker following a terrible freak accident.

Joke: Three Funerals and a Wedding

Joke: The Poison Mushrooms funny, joke A woman makes a new friend at the gym, a beautiful woman. A few months later, she gets a wedding invitation. Excited, she asks her friend if this is her first marriage.

Joke: It's Difficult to Fulfill a Dying Wish Sometimes

She went to the undertaker's to have one last look at her dearly departed husband. The instant she saw him she started crying. One of the undertakers strides up to provide comfort in this somber moment.

Joke: The Genie and the 2 Wishes

You can ask two wishes of me, and I will make them come true." After a moment of shock, the man settles to think. "Only two?" he asks. "I heard that it is usually THREE wishes!" "Look in your pants." said the genie. The man looks inside his pants and gives a shriek. "My God, I'm... I'm ENORMOUS!"

Joke: Every Woman's Wish...

Joke: Every Woman's Wish... joke Cinderella was now 75 years old. After a fulfilling life with the now passed-away Prince...

Joke: The Genie and the Three Wishes

Of course, as the deal goes, he rubs the lamp and out pops a genie that thunders he has 3 wishes to make... "For my first wish, I want to be some kind of royalty." the man says. The Genie nods. "Yes, yes. That can easily be arranged."

Naughty Joke: The Wrong Wish

Content Naughty Joke: The Wrong Kind of Wish joke A huge, muscular man with a tiny head walks into a bar and orders a beer.

This Joke Begins With a Last Meal...

"What would you like for your last meal?" "I would like a banana please." The executioner thinks it's weird, but shrugs and gives him a banana. The guy eats his banana, waits a while, and gets strapped into the electric chair. When the flip the switch, nothing happens!

This Joke Begins With a Woman and 3 Wishes...

The genie says “I have seen your plights, and will grant you three wishes.” The woman, astounded, thinks for a moment and says “age has taken its toll on me. I wish to be young and beautiful once more.” BAM! In a sudden flash the old woman emerged, a ravishing young woman.

Joke: His Last Will and Testament

Joke: The Last Will and Cousin Dan funny, joke A lawyer meets with the family of a recently deceased millionaire for the reading of the will.

Jokes You Can Only Wish For - Genie Humor!

You have 3 wishes woman, but know that anything you ask for your husband will get as well, only double! Sorry but the rules were written at a more primitive time." So, the woman thinks of a first wish... "I want to be rich !" So, the woman became rich, and the husband became twice as rich!

Great Joke: Three Dinosaurs and Their Three Wishes

"I have three wishes, so I'll give one to each of you," the genie announces. The first dinosaur thinks hard. "Alright," he says, "I'll have a big, juicy, piece of meat." Instantly, the biggest, juiciest piece of meat he'd ever seen appears in front of him.

Joke: The Trucker and His Wishes

Content Joke: The Trucker and the Emu joke An Australian trucker walks into an outback cafe with a full-grown emu behind him...

This Joke Begins with a Prawn Wishing to Become a Shark

Finally one day Justin said to Christian, "I'm fed up with being a prawn, I wish I were a shark, then I wouldn't have any worries about being eaten." Then a large mysterious cod appeared and said, "Your wish is granted" - and, lo and behold, Justin turned into a shark.

It's Difficult to Fulfill a Dying Wish Sometimes (Funny)

She went to the undertaker's to have one last look at her dearly departed husband. The instant she saw him she started crying. One of the undertakers strides up to provide comfort in this somber moment.

Joke: You'll Get Three Wishes If You Get to the Other Side

The host said that if anyone could swim across the tank, he would, to the best of his ability, grant them three wishes. Nobody was up to the challenge, so everyone just started having a good time and partying. Suddenly, there was a big splash.

Have You Heard This Joke? What Happened Last Night??

Jack asks, "Son... what happened last night?" "Well," said the son, thoughtfully, "you came home after 3 in the morning, drunk and out of your mind. You fell over the coffee table and broke it, and then you puked in the hallway, and got that black eye when you ran into the door."