Wurst

When you’re alone in Germany being approached by a group of old men
You have to fear the wurst.
Recently I visited Germany. I hated everything in there. The people, the history, the language. But, oh god, the smell.
It was the wurst.
Did you hear about the negative nelly who hates German sausage?
He always fears the wurst.
There's a German butcher around the corner from the hospital.
Just in case someone takes a turn for a wurst.
Why did the hotdogger quit skiing at MaryJane?
Because it was the wurst stunt skier at Winter Park Resort.