Wound Jokes

Last Thanksgiving, I cut my hand with the carving knife so my idiot brother-in-law grabs my bloody wound and starts twisting it. I screamed, “Ouch! What are you doing!!”
He said, “I’m applying a turn-a-cut.”
I wanted to do some research on organs in biology, but I had no WiFi and couldn't find the information I wanted.
I wound up using cellular.
What do bandages like to put on their salad?
A wound dressing.
Did you hear about the two silkworms that were in a race? They wound up in a tie.
What did the orange say when a knife pierced it’s peel? Flesh wound.
My mummy friend is really tense lately. He always looks so wound up.
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