Whom

Whom did the cheesy Bible start with? Edam and Eve.
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
To.
To who?
No, “to whom.”
When I told the people of Northern Ireland that I was an atheist, a woman in the audience stood up and said, 'Yes, but is it the God of the Catholics or the God of the Protestants in whom you don't believe? -- Quentin Crisp
Knock knock
Who's there?
To.
To who?
Surely you mean to whom.
To whom did the squirrel go to seek out his fortune.
Nutradamus.