The police have been interrogating the walnut for several mi-nuts now. It’s a tough nut to crack!
The walnut got in trouble for pecan through the window.
The walnut was not good at sports but did really well with his macadamia at school.
What do you call a walnut in a narwal costume? A nar-walnut.
What is the best type of nut for your home wall decor? A walnut.
Why are walnuts the best secret keepers? They walnut say anything to anyone.
What did the peanut say right before taking an exam? “I walnut fail!”
What did the mama nut say to her son?
“If I ever cashew doing that, I walnut be happy.”
What do you call a nut stuck to a wall?
A walnut.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Walnut.
Walnut who?
I walnut tell you. It’s a secret.
Did you hear the one about the pecan, the walnut, and the cashew?
It was nut funny.
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