Volleyball Jokes

I’ve never lost a game of football basketball or volleyball!
Though I’ve never played a game either.
What is a volleyball player’s favorite drink? Sets on the Beach.
Did you hear the terrible rumor about the volleyball player? That’s what she set!
If volleyball were easy, they would call it football.
Why did the volleyball player get thrown out of the party? He spiked the punch.
What do volleyball players like in bed? Kinky sets.
How does a volleyball team welcome their new neighbors? With a block party.
They say that you can spike a volleyball. But you can never take away its dig-nity.
They say that volleyball is just mind over matter. Because in our minds, you don’t matter.
Did you hear about the battery and the volleyball who got into a fight? The volleyball is waiting to go to church and the battery was charged.
Why can’t a fish every play volleyball? They are afraid of the net.
We pass expectations, set the standards and kill the competition. This is definitely one of the best volleyball puns to use as your team’s motto.
Why did the other volleyball team bow? Because they heard that the queens of the court were there.
Volleyball is air affair. This would be a good motto for your team.
Why do action potentials make good volleyball players?
They are always spiking.
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