Vision Jokes

Can an Australian with poor vision clearly see the moon?
No, but a "good eye might."

So I cut down a tree using my vision today
It’s true, I SAW it with my own eyes.

You look like a vision in your dress tartan.

I've fallen in love- I don't know why
I've fallen in love with a girl with one eye.

I knew from the start. It was plain to see
That this wonderful girl had an eye out for me

She's charming and witty and jolly and jocular
Not what you'd expect from a girl who's monocular.

Of eyes - at the moment - she hasn't full quota
But that doesn't change things for me one iota.

It must be quite difficult if you're bereft.
If your left eye is gone and your right eye is left.

But she's made up her mind. She's made her decision.
She can see it quite clearly in 10/20 vision.

She'll not leave me waiting, not left in the lurch
If she looks slightly sideways she'll see me in church.

I'll marry my true love who's gentle and kind.
And thus prove to everyone that loves not quite blind.

(By Andrew Jefferson)

People with 20-20 vision..
Why you didn't warn us before??

With Coronavirus and our impending doom, I guess no one really had 2020 vision after all.