Vacations Jokes

Q: Where do fruits like to go on vacations?
A: To the peach.
We sleep in separate rooms, we have dinner apart, we take separate vacations - we're doing everything we can to keep our marriage together.
Rodney Dangerfield
“Facebook just sounds like a drag, in my day seeing pictures of peoples vacations was considered a punishment.”
Betty White
Facebook just sounds like a drag, in my day seeing pictures of peoples vacations was considered a punishment.
Betty White
Why do mummies never go on vacations? Because they're afraid to unwind.
Where do American trees like to go for vacations in Canada? Montreeal.
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