Two blondes were taking their first train trip to Warsaw on the train. A vendor came down the corridor selling bananas which theyโd never seen before. Each bought one. The first one eagerly peeled the banana and bit into it just as the train went into a tunnel. When the train emerged from the tunnel, she looked across to her friend and said, โI wouldnโt eat that if I were you.โ โWhy not?โ โI took one bite and went blind for half a minute.โ
I ride share to work regularly, but if I'm in the backseat when we go through a tunnel I have a massive anxiety attack. My doctor diagnosed me with Carpool Tunnel Syndrome.
The theoretic turtle started out to see the toad; He came to a stop at a liberty-pole in the middle of the road. โNow how, in the name of the spouting whale,โ the indignant turtle cried, โCan I climb this perpendicular cliff, and get on the other side? If I only could make a big balloon, Iโd lightly over it fly; Or a very long ladder might reach the top, though it does look fearfully high. If a beaver were in my place, heโd gnaw a passage through with his teeth; I canโt do that, but I can dig a tunnel and pass beneath.โ He was digging his tunnel, with might and main, when a dog looked down at the hole. โThe easiest way, my friend,โ said he, โis to walk around the pole.โ
(Amos Russel Wells)
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