Tune

Saw my dad outside with a tv antenna on his head
When I asked him why, he said he was trying to get more in tune with nature.
There once was a gal from Cancun,
Who had a most curious poon.
T'was coarse like a thistle,
But tight as a whistle,
And whilst cumming, could play you a tune.
What did the fans say to the band named after a famous chickpea spread?
Hummus a tune.
What's the difference between black eyed peas and chickpeas?
Black eyed peas can sing a tune, chickpeas can only hummus one.
What’s the difference between a guitar and a fish?
You can tune a guitar but you can’t tunafish.
What do you call a little tune about atmospheric moisture?
A humi-ditty.
What did the fans say to the band named after a famous chickpea spread?
Hummus a tune.
What do fruits look for at a talent show? A berry that can really cherry a tune.
What's the difference between a guitar and a fish?
You can tune a guitar but you can't "tuna" fish!
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