Triangle

What did the triangle say to the circle? Your pointless!
Why did the obtuse Triangle go to the beach?
Because it was more than 90°.
Why was the football pitch a triangle?
Because someone took a corner
What does a triangle palm like to study in school? Trigonometree.
If you were a triangle, you’d be acute one.
I used to play triangle in a reggae band but I had to give it up. It was just one ting after another.