Triangle Jokes

What does a triangle palm like to study in school? Trigonometree.
What did the triangle say to the circle? Your pointless!
Why did the obtuse Triangle go to the beach?
Because it was more than 90°.
If you were a triangle, you’d be acute one.
Why was the football pitch a triangle?
Because someone took a corner
I used to play triangle in a reggae band but I had to give it up. It was just one ting after another.
I used to be the triangle player in a Jamaican band but I had to quit....
It was always just one ting after another.
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