Triangle Jokes

What does a triangle palm like to study in school? Trigonometree.
Why did the obtuse Triangle go to the beach?
Because it was more than 90°.
Why was the football pitch a triangle?
Because someone took a corner
I used to be the triangle player in a Jamaican band but I had to quit....
It was always just one ting after another.
I used to play triangle in a reggae band but I had to give it up. It was just one ting after another.
What did the triangle say to the circle? Your pointless!
If you were a triangle, you’d be acute one.
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