Travels Jokes

What’s black and white, has eight wheels and travels very fast?
A panda on roller skates.
There was an odd fellow named Gus,
When travelling he made such a fuss.
He was banned from the train,
Not allowed on a plane,
And now travels only by bus.
According to physics, light travels faster than sound. If that is really the case, why can I hear the car behind me honk before I see the traffic lights change?
Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.
Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.
Alan Dundes
Why did the witch stay in a hotel during her travels?
She heard they had great broom service.
Light travels faster than sound. That's why some people appear bright until you hear them speak
What travels all over the world, but stays in a corner?

A stamp
What stays in the corner and travels all over the world? A stamp.
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