Touched Jokes

I used to get a nasty electric shock every time I touched something metallic. But thankfully I’m cured.
I’m ex-static!
Why was the IT guy in the hospital?
He touched the firewall.
Why did the hipster chemist get burnt?
Because he touched the beaker before it was cool.
Someone I know gave a really deep speech to convince me to go for a colonoscopy
What else can I say?
Something touched me deep inside.
Would you touch me so I can tell my friends I've been touched by an angel?
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