Touched Jokes

Would you touch me so I can tell my friends I've been touched by an angel?
Why did the hipster chemist get burnt?
Because he touched the beaker before it was cool.
Why was the IT guy in the hospital?
He touched the firewall.
Someone I know gave a really deep speech to convince me to go for a colonoscopy
What else can I say?
Something touched me deep inside.
I used to get a nasty electric shock every time I touched something metallic. But thankfully I’m cured.
I’m ex-static!
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