The journey of a thousand miles begins with a broken fan belt and a flat tire.
“I may be a living legend, but that sure don't help when I've got to change a flat tire.”
Roy Orbison
What's the difference between a tire and 365 condoms? One's a Goodyear and the other is a f**king goodyear
What’s the difference between a poorly dressed man on a bicycle and a nicely dressed man on a tricycle? A tire.
Why did the wine connoisseur insist on drinking from an old tire?
He heard it was a Goodyear!