Tire Jokes

“I may be a living legend, but that sure don't help when I've got to change a flat tire.”
Roy Orbison
I had a great childhood, I remember my dad would put me in a tire & roll me down the hill all summer.
Those were Goodyears.
Why did the wine connoisseur insist on drinking from an old tire?
He heard it was a Goodyear!
What's the difference between a tire and 365 condoms? One's a Goodyear and the other is a f**king goodyear
The journey of a thousand miles begins with a broken fan belt and a flat tire.
What’s the difference between a poorly dressed man on a bicycle and a nicely dressed man on a tricycle? A tire.
"If you tell the boss you were late for work because you had a flat tire, the next morning you will have a flat tire."
~ Cannon’s Law
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