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Third Jokes

Password Puns
My email password has been hacked again
That's the third time I've had to rename the cat.
Jogging Pick Up Lines
I was just reading an article called "10 most scenic runs"... the third one was with you!
Clean Jokes
In the first year of marriage, the man speaks and the woman listens.
In the second year, the woman speaks and the man listens.
In the third year, they both speak and the neighbors listen.
Funny Aging Quotes
"Life is a moderately good play with a badly written third act." - Truman Capote
Baseball Puns
Why did DPD rush to Coors Field?
They heard somebody stole third base.
Math Puns
An infinite number of mathematicians walk into a bar. The first one orders a beer. The second one orders half a beer. The third one orders a fourth of a beer. The bartender stops them, pours two beers and says, “You guys should know your limits.”
Spice Puns
How do you know you in "love" with spicy food? After getting to third basil.
One Liners and Short Jokes
Why is the third hand on the watch called the second hand?
Puns
Why was the shy guy terrible at baseball?
He never got to third base.
Cherry Puns
What did the cherry say when it won its third Olympic gold medal? That's just the cherry on top of a successful career.
Baseball Pick Up Lines
You know, I've never needed a third base coach to wave me home.
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