Third Jokes

Why did DPD rush to Coors Field?
They heard somebody stole third base.
Why is the third hand on the watch called the second hand?
"Life is a moderately good play with a badly written third act." - Truman Capote
What did the cherry say when it won its third Olympic gold medal? That's just the cherry on top of a successful career.
How do you know you in "love" with spicy food? After getting to third basil.
In the first year of marriage, the man speaks and the woman listens.
In the second year, the woman speaks and the man listens.
In the third year, they both speak and the neighbors listen.
You know, I've never needed a third base coach to wave me home.
My email password has been hacked again
That's the third time I've had to rename the cat.
I was just reading an article called "10 most scenic runs"... the third one was with you!
Why was the shy guy terrible at baseball?
He never got to third base.
An infinite number of mathematicians walk into a bar. The first one orders a beer. The second one orders half a beer. The third one orders a fourth of a beer. The bartender stops them, pours two beers and says, “You guys should know your limits.”
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