Thin Jokes

“There were times my pants were so thin I could sit on a dime and tell if it was heads or tails.” -Spencer Tracy quotes
There was a young lady of Lynn,
Who was so excessively thin.
That when she assayed,
To drink lemonade,
She slipped through the straw and fell in.
A man and his lady-love, Min,
Skated out where the ice was quite thin.
Had a quarrel, no doubt,
For I hear they fell out,
What a blessing they didn't fall in!
“You know why fish are so thin? They eat fish.
- Jerry Seinfeld"
The walls in this tennis factory are so thin, that when I try to get some work done, all I hear is people making a racquet.
A balding magician had an act where he'd put a rabbit on his head and make it disappear...
The hare vanished into thin hair.
How much does a polar bear weigh? Enough to break the thin ice our relationship is on.
Why should anyone experiment with thin ice?
It’s the best way to achieve a major breakthrough.
There once was a man from the coast,
who had an affair with a ghost,
he had an orgasm in thin ectoplasm,
and got a good feeling almost.
It doesn't matter whether you are tall, short, fat, thin, rich, poor; at the end of the day...
It's night.
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