Theory Jokes

There is no theory of evolution, just a list of creatures Chuck Norris allows to live.
I donโ€™t get why people buy into the flat earth theory.
I mean, the arguments for it arenโ€™t exactly well rounded.
Einstein developed a theory about space. And it was about time too.
โ€œI want to tell you about the "sausage principle." The theory says, "If you love something, never try to find out how it is done."โ€
โ€• Unknown
Two students talk:
"What are you reading?"
"Quantum physics theory book."
"But why are you reading it upside-down?"
"It makes no difference anyway."
There is no theory of evolution.
Just a list of animals Chuck Norris allows to live.
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