Teenage Jokes

A mother mountain says to her moody teenage mountain “don’t you give me that altitude!!”
Its hard being a teenage mother
Especially when you're a teenage male.
What did the teenage horse say when her phone broke?
I canter even.
A disappointed Dad tells a knock-knock joke to his teenage son: "Knock knock." "Who's there?" "You're a mountain." "You're a mountain, who?" "You're a mountain to nothing, son!"
What do teenage deer do at slumber parties?
Truth or deer.
You may have crossed fifty
But mum says you are still nifty

You may have aged a bit
But young, is your spirit

You may have become weaker
But in your mind, you are stronger

Here’s a birthday wish for a dad
Who by heart, is still a teenage lad.
What did the teenage crow want for his birthday? A brand new caw!
What did the teenage rock say after failing its drive test? I don’t want to talc about it.
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