Teenage Jokes

What's the difference between an American and a Muslim teenage girl?
The American teenage girl gets stoned before s*x.
You may have crossed fifty
But mum says you are still nifty

You may have aged a bit
But young, is your spirit

You may have become weaker
But in your mind, you are stronger

Here’s a birthday wish for a dad
Who by heart, is still a teenage lad.
What did the teenage rock say after failing its drive test? I don’t want to talc about it.
A disappointed Dad tells a knock-knock joke to his teenage son: "Knock knock." "Who's there?" "You're a mountain." "You're a mountain, who?" "You're a mountain to nothing, son!"
What do you call a teenage girl who doesn't masturbate? A liar.
What did the teenage crow want for his birthday? A brand new caw!
A mother mountain says to her moody teenage mountain “don’t you give me that altitude!!”
Its hard being a teenage mother
Especially when you're a teenage male.
What did the teenage horse say when her phone broke?
I canter even.
What do teenage deer do at slumber parties?
Truth or deer.
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