Teacher Jokes

Why didn’t the teacher want to fart in front of anyone?
He was a private tootor.
When the teacher got frustrated because the students weren't paying attention to the class about Isaac Newton, he exclaimed, "Don't you understand the gravity of this situation?"
While teaching about the Mongol Empire in History class, our teacher told us, "If anyone Khan, Genghis Khan."
One fundamental lesson our teacher has taught us in History class while talking about the Civil War was never to take victory for Grant-ed.
When I asked my Teacher in History class if she could tell us more about Napoleon's origin, she replied,"'Course I can!"
When I wrote the history of cheese for our term paper in school, our History teacher said it was grate.
My teacher told me in History class to do some light reading on the history of the light bulb.
The science teacher decided to take her class out on a field trip to the mountains because all the kids in her class desperately needed higher grades.
After checking my poor results, the art teacher shouted, "Never in a vermilion years have I seen such poor grades"!
I went into my art lesson covered in yeast and flour...
My teacher said, I'm the perfect roll model.
The art teacher encourages her students to move in the light direction.
What did the art teacher say to the aspiring actress? You sure look the art.
When I went into my art lesson covered in yeast and flower, my teacher said I was the perfect roll-model.
A student made our teacher so angry, they flipped their desk
Oh, the tables have turned
It wasn't til I studied Spanish as an adult that learned Spain discovered Canada.
As our teacher explained it, the first maps said "Acá, nada."
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