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Tan

What do Ents wear to the beach?
Sandalwood.
What do they use to get a tan?
Palm oil.
Is your name Tanya? Cuz I'm gonna tan ya ass.
Do you have a tan, or do you always look this hot?
What kind of tan did pilgrims get at the beach? Puritan.
The native Indians were laughing at the Pilgrims for being so pale and never getting a proper tan.

But they did get a tan. A puritan.
Why didn’t sin and tan go to the party?
Just cos.