Talks Jokes

What do you get when you cross a lion with a parrot?
I don't know, but when it talks, you better listen.
“Money is the opposite of the weather. Nobody talks about it, but everybody does something about it.” – Rebecca Johnson
People always talk about the 'Eye Of The Tiger'. No one talks about the other four letters.
You talk to God, you're religious. God talks to you, you're psychotic. -- Doris Egan
You must be Gisele Bundchen’s twin sister. You know the one no one talks about because she’s more beautiful than Gisele.
What do you get when you cross a parrot with a shark?
An animal that talks your head off.
What do you get if you cross a parrot with a woodpecker?
A bird that talks in morse code!
What do you get when you cross a parrot and a shark?
A bird that talks your ears off.
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