Talks

What do you get when you cross a lion with a parrot?
I don't know, but when it talks, you better listen.
What do you get when you cross a parrot with a shark?
An animal that talks your head off.
You must be Gisele Bundchen’s twin sister. You know the one no one talks about because she’s more beautiful than Gisele.
You talk to God, you're religious. God talks to you, you're psychotic. -- Doris Egan