Survive Jokes

How does the tooth fairy survive a hurricane? She braces for it.
Even the most intelligent people can’t survive a day without electricity, like Stephen Hawking.
As a flower cannot blossom without sunshine, I cannot survive without your love.
The Covid-19 vaccine should be tested on politicians first...
If they survive, the vaccine is safe.

If they don't, the country is safe.
"If you can survive 11 days in cramped quarters with a friend and come out laughing, your friendship is the real deal."
— Oprah Winfrey
When a zombie apocalypse starts, Chuck Norris doesn't try to survive. The zombies do.
Did Texas survive last week's winter storms?
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