Survive Jokes

Even the most intelligent people can’t survive a day without electricity, like Stephen Hawking.
The Covid-19 vaccine should be tested on politicians first...
If they survive, the vaccine is safe.

If they don't, the country is safe.
Did Texas survive last week's winter storms?
Burrrrrrrrrrrrrrly.
How does the tooth fairy survive a hurricane? She braces for it.
When a zombie apocalypse starts, Chuck Norris doesn't try to survive. The zombies do.
"If you can survive 11 days in cramped quarters with a friend and come out laughing, your friendship is the real deal."
— Oprah Winfrey
As a flower cannot blossom without sunshine, I cannot survive without your love.
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