Strikes Jokes

I read a bunch of news articles dealing with lightning strikes recently.
I'm trying to keep myself knowledgeable about current events.
Lightning never strikes coffee in its bean form.
Only when it's ground.
Why shouldn't you smoke weed during a thunder storm?
Because lightning strikes the highest object.
I always take a dump at 11:59 PM. That way, when the clock strikes midnight it’s the same sh**, different day.
Which alphabet gang strikes fear in the hearts of the other letters?
I Q U.
The beauty with bowling is that you can get three strikes, but you still remain in the game.
The bowling team of which I am captain is known lightning. This is because we get countless strikes.
Which Star Wars movie is a baseball player's least favorite?
The Umpire Strikes Back.
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