Steven Jokes

“When I was 16 I worked in a pet store, and they fired me because . . . they had three snakes, and one day I braided them.” – Steven Alexander Wright
“The other day when I was walking through the woods, I saw a rabbit standing in front of a candle making shadows of people on a tree." - Steven Alexander Wright
“Bills travel through the mail at twice the speed of checks.” — Steven Wright
"I bought an ant farm. I don't know where I am going to get a tractor that small!"
- Steven Wright
Steven Wright
Always borrow money from a pessimist. He won’t expect it back.
"I drive way too fast to worry about cholesterol."- Steven Write
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