Stages

How do you describe an onion which is in its early stages after birth? You say it is in its onion-ic period of its life.
"There are three stages of man: he believes in Santa Claus, he does not believe in Santa Claus, he is Santa Claus." - Bob Phillips
There are five stages in the life of an actor: Who’s Mary Astor? … Get me Mary Astor… Get me a Mary Astor type… Get me a young Mary Astor… Who’s Mary Astor?
Mary Astor
There are three stages of lovemaking after marriage:

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