Sight

Bob Hope
I have Alzheimer’s bulimia – first I eat everything in sight and then I forget to puke.
All doggies go to heaven - or so I've been told.
They run and play along the streets of Gold.
Why is heaven such a doggie-delight?
Why, because there's not a single cat in sight!
It was love at first sight. Then I took a second look.
Do you believe in love at first sight or should I walk past again?
There was an old person of Troy,
Whose drink was warm brandy and soy,
Which he took with a spoon,
By the light of the moon,
In sight of the city of Troy.
There is a Young Lady whose nose
Continually prospers and grows;
When it grew out of sight,
she exclaimed in a fright,
"Oh! Farewell to the end of my nose!"
"Do you believe in love at first sight? How about misery after three years?"
Ski Area Pick-Up Line: Hey baby, do you believe in love at first sight, or should I go around this chairlift again?
I regret rubbing ketchup in my eyes
But that's Heinz sight.