Sides Jokes

Aye girl, you a Twix? Cause I want both sides of you.
Yo mama so fat that when she fell from her bed she fell from both sides.
Yo momma so fat she's on both sides of the family.
I recently found a round, black piece of plastic, with a hole in the middle and grooves on both sides. I picked it up and threw it. It flew for more than 300 yards
I'm sure that must have been a record.
Was arguing with a friend in a restaurant recently when the waiter ran over and took the plate of garlic bread and the coleslaw. I wish he’d stop taking sides.
Why do all the boats in Scandinavia have barcodes on the sides of them?
It makes it easier to... scan da navy in.
How do you keep a blond busy for 2 days?
Give her a piece of paper that has "please turn over" written on both sides.
Why do Swedish battleships have barcodes printed on the sides?
So that when they return to port they can scandinavyin.
How do you keep a blond busy for 2 days? Give her a piece of paper that has "please turn over" written on both sides.
There once was a lady named Dot
Who lived off of pigshit and snot.
When she ran out of these
She ate the green cheese
That she grew on the sides of her twat.
On Thanksgiving, why did the turkey cross the table?
To get to the other sides.
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