Sides

There once was a lady named Dot
Who lived off of pigshit and snot.
When she ran out of these
She ate the green cheese
That she grew on the sides of her twat.
Why do all the boats in Scandinavia have barcodes on the sides of them?
It makes it easier to... scan da navy in.
How do you keep a blond busy for 2 days? Give her a piece of paper that has "please turn over" written on both sides.
Yo mama so fat that when she fell from her bed she fell from both sides.
Yo momma so fat she's on both sides of the family.
How do you keep a blond busy for 2 days?
Give her a piece of paper that has "please turn over" written on both sides.
Why do Swedish battleships have barcodes printed on the sides?
So that when they return to port they can scandinavyin.