Does a green candle burn longer than a pink candle? No they both burn shorter.
Does a pink candle burn longer than a blue one?
No, they both burn shorter!
Why does England always get attacked in the summer?
Because the Knights are shorter then.
Why did the bees go on strike? Because they wanted more honey and shorter working flowers.
"As we grow older, our bodies get shorter and our anecdotes longer." - Robert Quillen"
Did you hear they are not making yardsticks any longer?
They’re not making them any shorter either.
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