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Shorter Jokes

Ant Puns
Why did the bees go on strike? Because they wanted more honey and shorter working flowers.
Knight Puns
Why does England always get attacked in the summer?
Because the Knights are shorter then.
Funny Aging Quotes
"As we grow older, our bodies get shorter and our anecdotes longer." - Robert Quillen"
Birthday Puns
Does a green candle burn longer than a pink candle? No they both burn shorter.
Birthday Jokes
Does a pink candle burn longer than a blue one?
No, they both burn shorter!
Yard Puns
Did you hear they are not making yardsticks any longer?
They’re not making them any shorter either.
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