Have you heard about the restaurant that caters exclusively to dolphins?
It only has one customer, but at least it serves a porpoise.
Did you hear about the nun who got into trouble for drinking communion wine from her convent's medieval goblet?
No, but it serves her rite.
"Never order barbecue in a place that also serves quiche."
— Lewis Grizzard
The guy missed both his serves on match point. I won by de-fault.
“L.A. is so celebrity-conscious, there’s a restaurant that only serves Jack Nicholson — and when he shows up, they tell him there’ll be a ten-minute wait.”
Bill Maher
What does the skeleton chef say when he serves you a meal?
- Bone Appetit!
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