Score Jokes

Help me score one more time for team Canada?
Get that red light ready, because you and I are about to score.
Are you into hockey? That's great because I'd like to score.
Composers always score.
Did you hear a gnome's favorite sport is baseball?
They love to score gnome runs.
If we were playing tennis, I'd let you score all the points so I'll always be in love.
What are you doing this saturday? I've got a football match, but I'd rather score with you
I can score from multiple positions.
Did you hear the score in the game between the ocean and the beach? It’s tide.
You wanna score or just knock around some soccer balls?
I can score more often than the average soccer player.
Do you play soccer? Because I think I'm gonna score tonight.
If I said I'd like to score on you tonight would you think I was being too forward?
If I can't score, can I at least get an assist?
Why did the volleyball player have ropes and shoe strings? They wanted to tie the score.
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