Where do you smart hot dogs go?… On the honor role.
I knew a vampire who was trying to become an actor. He gave it his best shot, but ended up retraining. He just couldn't find a role he could sink his teeth into.
Why could the toilet paper not stop?
Because it was on a role.
Why did the toilet paper role down the hill?
To get to the bottom...
Got emotional hearing about the role of tectonic plates in earthquakes. It was really moving.
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