Repair

“Marriage is a wonderful invention: then again, so is the bicycle repair kit.”- Billy Connolly
How do you repair a broken tomato? Tomato Paste!
The repair man said he thought he'd fixed the propane stoves, but he couldn't be quite sure.
After all, it involved a lot of gaswork.
TV repair during lockdown has been pretty easy.
It’s mostly remote work.
What do the guys at the ski repair shop eat their lunch on?
Baseplates.
People tend to compare aging to a bottle of wine.
You find yourself a little stout and round,
And dust may litter your behind.
Like the grapes that create a fine wine,
The fruits of your labor have become your wisom from age.
Timeless and valued beyond compare,
And the lable may need a bit of repair.
But unlucky for you,
None of this is true.
I wish I could say something better,
My friend, you have aged like cheddar.
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