Repair Jokes

“Marriage is a wonderful invention: then again, so is the bicycle repair kit.”- Billy Connolly
What do the guys at the ski repair shop eat their lunch on?
Baseplates.
People tend to compare aging to a bottle of wine.
You find yourself a little stout and round,
And dust may litter your behind.
Like the grapes that create a fine wine,
The fruits of your labor have become your wisom from age.
Timeless and valued beyond compare,
And the lable may need a bit of repair.
But unlucky for you,
None of this is true.
I wish I could say something better,
My friend, you have aged like cheddar.
How do you repair a broken tomato? Tomato Paste!
The repair man said he thought he'd fixed the propane stoves, but he couldn't be quite sure.
After all, it involved a lot of gaswork.
TV repair during lockdown has been pretty easy.
It’s mostly remote work.
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