Reflection Jokes

You’re so ugly that when you look in the mirror, your reflection looks away.
There's something gorgeous about your eyes...
Oh, that's it! It's my reflection.
Trust is like a mirror, you can fix it if it's broken, but you can still see the crack in that bastard's reflection.
Lady Gaga
On reflection, vampires aren't actually that scary.
Chuck Norris can beat his reflection at rock paper scissors.
A guy walks into the bar.
It's hardly surprising he didn't make the steeplechase team, on reflection.
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