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Rap

Yo' Mama is so stupid, she thought Meow Mix was a rap CD for cats.
They do it without realizing,
They don't really have a clue,
Reading between the lines,
Is something they just can't do.

When there is an argument,
They think they're always right,
No matter what we say or do,
They didn't start the fight.

They blame it on our hormones,
And never take the rap,
If they call us moody bitches,
Then they get a slap.

(By Jessica Miles)
Why did the pre-pubescent dragon lose the rap battle?
He couldn't spit hot fire yet.
What is a cheese lover’s favorite rap artist?
Feta wap.
Why did the pre-pubescent dragon lose the rap battle?
He couldn't spit hot fire yet.