Queue Jokes

In which battle did the soldiers form a queue outside a metal box?
The battle of Portaloo.
The last four letters of 'queue' are not silent
They're just waiting their turn.
What do you call a line of men out on the lawn, having sausages and waiting to have a haircut and shave?
A barber queue.
My 6 year old daughter has lined up all of her dolls towards the outdoor grill...
Looks like sheโ€™s preparing some kind of Barbie queue...
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