Quarters

Why does Moon goes to the bank? To change his quarters.
Whats the difference between the Florida State football team and a Florida State cheerleader? They both suck for four quarters.
Yo Momma so stupid she put two quarters in her ears and thought she was listening to 50 Cent.
Doctor: Nurse, how is that little girl doing who swallowed ten quarters last night?
Nurse: No change yet.
When I was young, my dad used to throw quarters at my head whenever I acted up.
He said, “Maybe this’ll knock some scents into you.”
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