Quarters Jokes

When I was young, my dad used to throw quarters at my head whenever I acted up.
He said, “Maybe this’ll knock some scents into you.”
A man has to go, but has no toilet paper. His friend says to wipe with a dollar. He comes back all dirty, so his friend asks "What is that horrible smell?". So the man says,
"Hard to wipe with 3 quarters, 2 dimes and a nickel"
Whats the difference between the Florida State football team and a Florida State cheerleader? They both suck for four quarters.
"If you can survive 11 days in cramped quarters with a friend and come out laughing, your friendship is the real deal."
— Oprah Winfrey
Pennies and quarters rain from the sky
"Wow!" I say. "It's climate change!"
Why does Moon goes to the bank? To change his quarters.
Would you like to come to my quarters tonight for some toast?
Yo Momma so stupid she put two quarters in her ears and thought she was listening to 50 Cent.
Doctor: Nurse, how is that little girl doing who swallowed ten quarters last night?
Nurse: No change yet.
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