Quarters

Whats the difference between the Florida State football team and a Florida State cheerleader? They both suck for four quarters.
When I was young, my dad used to throw quarters at my head whenever I acted up.
He said, “Maybe this’ll knock some scents into you.”
Doctor: Nurse, how is that little girl doing who swallowed ten quarters last night?
Nurse: No change yet.
Yo Momma so stupid she put two quarters in her ears and thought she was listening to 50 Cent.
Why does Moon goes to the bank? To change his quarters.