Provided

"Americans will eat garbage provided you sprinkle it liberally with ketchup."
— Henry James
Native Americans used to have their own professional tennis tournaments, and provided free housing to players from other tribes. They called it the A Tee Pee Tour. (No disrespect to Native Americans!)
Why did the hotel staff dress as witches for Halloween?
Because they provided broom service!
What do you get when you cross an octopus with a turkey?

Finally enough drumsticks for everybody at Thanksgiving. Provided you can catch the darned critter.
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