Protection Jokes

Dew is formed on leaves when the sun shines down on them and makes them perspire.
Mushrooms always grow in damp places and so they look like umbrellas.
The pistol of a flower is its only protection against insects.
Germinate: To become a naturalized German.
Rhubarb: A kind of celery gone bloodshot.
I wasn't wearing hearing protection when the atom bomb went off.
Now I am become deaf, destroyer of worlds.
A bulletproof vest wears Chuck Norris for protection.
Date a hockey player, we always wear protection.
I created a presentation on my computer but didn't use password protection...
Now it has visual aids.
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