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Protection Jokes

Dirty Shopping Pick Up Lines
You’d better go to the armor shop because we're gonna need some protection.
Bomb Puns
I wasn't wearing hearing protection when the atom bomb went off.
Now I am become deaf, destroyer of worlds.
Dirty Short Jokes
Whenever I have a one night stand, I always use protection. A fake name and a fake number.
Password Puns
I created a presentation on my computer but didn't use password protection...
Now it has visual aids.
Chuck Norris Jokes
A bulletproof vest wears Chuck Norris for protection.
Hockey Pick Up Lines
Date a hockey player, we always wear protection.
Garden Puns
Dew is formed on leaves when the sun shines down on them and makes them perspire.
Mushrooms always grow in damp places and so they look like umbrellas.
The pistol of a flower is its only protection against insects.
Germinate: To become a naturalized German.
Rhubarb: A kind of celery gone bloodshot.
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