Plain

Plain popcorn? You can do butter than that.
Why is it better to smell roses and lemons than a pile of poop?
It’s just plain common scents.
Man: Do you think it was fate which brought us together?
Woman: Nah, it was plain bad luck!
I've fallen in love- I don't know why
I've fallen in love with a girl with one eye.

I knew from the start. It was plain to see
That this wonderful girl had an eye out for me

She's charming and witty and jolly and jocular
Not what you'd expect from a girl who's monocular.

Of eyes - at the moment - she hasn't full quota
But that doesn't change things for me one iota.

It must be quite difficult if you're bereft.
If your left eye is gone and your right eye is left.

But she's made up her mind. She's made her decision.
She can see it quite clearly in 10/20 vision.

She'll not leave me waiting, not left in the lurch
If she looks slightly sideways she'll see me in church.

I'll marry my true love who's gentle and kind.
And thus prove to everyone that loves not quite blind.

(By Andrew Jefferson)
Libya changed its plain green flag to a crescent moon, but I think they'll change it back.
It's only a phase, after all.