Pie Jokes

I made a pie with a can of peas in. Pea-can pie. It didn't taste how I imagined.
Are you made of apples? Cause you sure look sweet as pie.
I put the “pump” in pumpkin pie.
You’re the pumpkin pie of my eye.
Forget about pumpkin, you’re the only cutie pie I need.
You’re the only (cutie) pie I need.
The only thing sweeter than pumpkin pie is you, baby!
"We must have a pie. Stress cannot exist in the presence of a pie."
– David Mamet
"A slice of pie without cheese is like a kiss without a squeeze."
— Stephen King
"Vegetables are a must on a diet. I suggest carrot cake, zucchini bread, and pumpkin pie."
— Jim Davis
Cherry pie will set you back 10 dollars in Antigua, but 15 in Barbados. Yes, those are the pie rates of the Caribbean.
Cherry pie can be a bit aggressive. Rumor has it they go around saying, “Hey! You want a piece of me?”
Why should you make a cherry pie for someone that you miss? Because absence bakes the heart grow fonder.
Why is cherry pie so legendary? Because it is history in the baking.
Do you work at a pie shop?
Cause you make my banana cream.
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