Pie Jokes

You’re the pumpkin pie of my eye.
Forget about pumpkin, you’re the only cutie pie I need.
You’re the only (cutie) pie I need.
The only thing sweeter than pumpkin pie is you, baby!
I made a pie with a can of peas in. Pea-can pie. It didn't taste how I imagined.
"We must have a pie. Stress cannot exist in the presence of a pie."
– David Mamet
"A slice of pie without cheese is like a kiss without a squeeze."
— Stephen King
"Vegetables are a must on a diet. I suggest carrot cake, zucchini bread, and pumpkin pie."
— Jim Davis
Cherry pie will set you back 10 dollars in Antigua, but 15 in Barbados. Yes, those are the pie rates of the Caribbean.
Cherry pie can be a bit aggressive. Rumor has it they go around saying, “Hey! You want a piece of me?”
Why should you make a cherry pie for someone that you miss? Because absence bakes the heart grow fonder.
Why is cherry pie so legendary? Because it is history in the baking.
What does a hippy cherry wear to a festival? A pie dye T-shirt.
Why did I start making a cherry pie? Bake-cause I love it.
Are you made of apples? Cause you sure look sweet as pie.
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