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What happens when you seriously overstuff yourself with turkey at Thanksgiving?

You have a few slices of pumpkin pie.
What did the dessert say to the Granny Smith tree?
You’re the apple of my pie.
How many grams of protein are there in that slice of chocolate pie? 3.14159265.
What kind of apple isn't an apple? A pineapple. What did the apple say to the apple pie? "You've got some crust."
Why was Tony Soprano fat? Cause he thought getting a slice of the pie was a piece of cake.
There was a young schoolboy of Rye,
Who was baked by mistake in a pie.
To his mother’s disgust,
He emerged through the crust,
And exclaimed, with a yawn, Where am I?
What did the pastry chef say when a banana cream pie he made completely satisfies a tyrannical ruler?
It hit despot.
What’s the difference between a worm and pumpkin?
Have you ever tried worm pie?
What do you get if you cross a jogger with an apple pie ? Puff pastry !
Why are apples afraid to grow in the United States? Because they don't want to be as American as apple pie.
Why is pumpkin pie so much better than sweet potato pie?
Sweet potatoes are ungourdly.
Why did the pumpkin pie go to a dentist?
Because it needed a filling.
Remind your kids not to overdo it on the pumpkin pie this time of year.
Or they might get autumn'y ache.
Did you know that you can get a slice of lemon pie in Cuba for $1.50, but in Jamaica you can get key lime pie for $1.00?
Those are the pie rates of the Carribean.
What does a lemon pie and my wife have in common?
They both have meringue on them.