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Funny Animal Poems That Rhyme
Starts off in the morning, wakes up at six,
Grooms itself using its tongue and licks.
I give it breakfast with a friendly pat.
That's the daily morning of my cat.

Returns for lunch at one o' clock.
Eats milk rice and then goes for a walk.
Sometimes even hunts and catches a rat.
That's the daily afternoon of my cat.

Naps after lunch outside my door.
Sleeps so deeply, perhaps even snores.
Doesn't like the ground; it prefers a mat.
That's the daily evening of my cat.

Wakes up refreshed and comes for dinner.
Does it eat too much? Shouldn't it be thinner?
Eats and sleeps - hope it doesn't get fat.
That's the daily night of my cat.

(M. Tarun Prasad)
Dirty Chocolate Pick Up Lines
Girl, I love how you melt this hard chocolate bar with your mouth, perhaps you can melt something else tonight.
Dirty Music Pick Up Lines
Perhaps you and your friend would like to play a trio with me?
Funny Animal Quotes
“Dogs are great. Bad dogs, if you can really call them that, are perhaps the greatest of them all.”—John Grogan
Christian Pick Up Lines
I'm no Joseph. Perhaps you can help me interpreting the dreams I've been having about you?
Dirty Food Pick Up Lines
Want to get some donut and coffee, and perhaps sex after?
Insults & Comebacks
Keep rolling your eyes, perhaps you'll find a brain back there.
Color Puns
I had never seen a horse that white. Perhaps, that is why it is called a mayo-neighs.
I was surprised that although I was supposed to be feeling blue, my heart was not that heavy. Perhaps, I am feeling light blue.
One should never mix oranges in apple juice. Well, perhaps you may do it once in a blue moon.
Nose Puns
A person with a very blocked nose walks into a doctors office.
The doctor says: "So, you're having mucus problems?"

The person replies: "perhaps, perhaps snot.
Funny Marriage Quotes
“The best way to get most husbands to do something is to suggest that perhaps they’re too old to do it.” —Anne Bancroft
“Sometimes I wonder if men and women really suit each other. Perhaps they should just live next door and visit now and then.”—Katherine Hepburn
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