Mama fly and baby fly were hanging out at the coroner’s office. The coroner was enjoying a sandwich while he performed an autopsy. Baby fly landed on the sandwich as the coroner took a bite. Mama fly jumped into action and hit the man in the eye and baby fly escaped out of his mouth. . Mama fly looked into baby fly’s eyes and said,
“Nobody puts baby in a coroner.”
Once upon a time a Mexican magician performed in a magic show. He counted:
And disappeared without a trace.
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