Payments Jokes

“If you think nobody cares if you’re alive, try missing a couple of car payments.” – Earl Wilson
How did the horse make payments?
In in-stallion-ments.
“The only reason a great many American families don't own an elephant is that they have never been offered an elephant for a dollar down and easy weekly payments."
- Mad Magazine
“If you think nobody cares about you, try missing a couple of payments.”
Steven Wright
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