Pale Jokes

They say that she only paints night scenes. Other artists really pale by comparison.
There was an Old Man of the West,
Who wore a pale plum-coloured vest;
When they said, 'Does it fit?'
He replied, 'Not a bit!'
That uneasy Old Man of the West.
The Doctor could tell right away the bucket was sick.
It was looking a bit pale.
There's this vampire who's more powerful than any other, because he can't be hurt by the sun
All other vampires pale in comparison.
The native Indians were laughing at the Pilgrims for being so pale and never getting a proper tan.

But they did get a tan. A puritan.
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